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Once upon a time There was a boy. He was mature, sensitive and caring. He finished last. Then he got a baseball bat, hit all the other boys that came in before him over the head. He is now in first. It feels good to be in first. Bittersweet perhaps, but good indeed. God save the queen!

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Two chickens crossed the road at the same time, why? In Budapest when a dove sores, how? In cypres, a bug whimpers. In Tangiers, a muscrat sings sweet lullabuys to his darling angel in a deep dark sleep. Kill her the dolphin says. No, she's my angel.

Angel Part II. She lies still. Calm. Cool. Does she holler? Does she breathe? Does she scratch her nose when it itches? Only the old steamboat knows the answer.
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